If you think a "Teaser" is a flirting technique or "Juice" is something you drink with breakfast, you are going to lose money. Fast. Welcome to the no-nonsense dictionary of sports betting terms. We skipped the boring textbook definitions to focus on the concepts that actually affect your bankroll.


A

Action: Any bet that is live and valid. Having "action" is the only socially acceptable reason to scream at a television in a crowded bar during a meaningless 4th quarter of a Jaguars game.

Against the Spread (ATS): A bet on a team to cover the point spread. If the Chiefs are -7, they must win by 8 or more. If they win by 7, it's a push. If they win by 6, you lose, and you will likely blame the kicker. ATS records are the only stats that matter to bettors; nobody cares if a team is 10-0 straight up if they are 2-8 ATS.

Arbitrage (Arb): The holy grail of betting. Placing bets on all possible outcomes of an event across different bookmakers to guarantee a profit regardless of the result. It requires math, speed, and multiple accounts. If you get good at this, casinos will ban you. Wear that ban like a badge of honor.

Asian Handicap: A spread betting style (popular in soccer) that eliminates the draw option. It offers spreads like -0.25 or -0.75, which splits your bet into two. It confuses beginners, which is exactly why you should learn it.

B

Bad Beat: Losing a bet that looked like a guaranteed winner until the final moments. Example: You have the Under 45.5, the score is 20-10 with 10 seconds left, and the losing team decides to kick a meaningless field goal "for practice" to make it 20-13. That is a bad beat. Welcome to the club.

Bankroll: The specific amount of money you have set aside exclusively for betting. This is NOT your rent money. This is NOT your grocery money. If you bet your rent money, you do not have a bankroll; you have a gambling problem.

Bankroll Management: The art of not going broke. The generally accepted rule is to bet 1-3% of your bankroll per wager. If you are betting 20% on a "lock," you are not investing; you are setting money on fire.

Beard: A friend (or acquaintance) who places bets for a sharp bettor so the bookies don't know who the money is really coming from. Also known as a "runner."

Bookmaker (Bookie): The entity that accepts your bets. They are not your friend. They are a business designed to exploit your poor math skills and emotional instability.

Buying Points: Paying an extra fee (juice) to move the point spread in your favor (e.g., moving -3.5 to -3). Usually a sucker bet mathematically, unless you are crossing key NFL numbers like 3 or 7.

C

Chalk: The favorite. "Betting the chalk" means betting on the favorites. It is what your uncle does at Thanksgiving. It is boring, and over the long run, it usually loses because the public overvalues favorites, forcing bookies to inflate the lines.

Closing Line Value (CLV): The single most important metric for a serious bettor. If you bet the Packers at -3 on Tuesday, and the line closes at -5 on Sunday, you beat the closing line. You got value. Even if the bet loses, you made a mathematically correct decision. If you consistently beat the closing line, you will win long-term. If you don't, you won't. Period.

Consensus: The percentage of the betting public wagering on each side of a game. When 85% of the public is on one team, it is usually profitable to bet the other way (see: "Fade").

Cover: To win against the point spread.

D

Dime: A $1,000 bet. If you are betting dimes and reading this glossary, please slow down.

Dog: Short for Underdog. The team expected to lose. Sharp bettors love dogs because the public is usually terrified to bet on a team that "looks bad," even if the math says they are undervalued.

Draw No Bet: A wager where a tie result refunds your stake. It removes the draw option, turning a 3-way market into a 2-way market. Conservative, but effective.

E

Edge: A mathematical advantage over the sportsbook. If you have a model that hits 54% against spreads priced at -110, you have an edge. If you bet because "the quarterback looks focused," you do not have an edge. You have a delusion.

Expected Value (EV): The amount of money a bet is expected to win or lose on average over infinite trials. Positive EV (+EV) bets are profitable over time. Negative EV (-EV) bets fund the Las Vegas skyline.

Exotic: Any bet other than a straight bet or parlay. Teasers, pleasers, and obscure props fall into this category. Usually filled with high juice to trap unsuspecting bettors.

F

Fade: To bet against someone. "Fading the public" is a popular strategy where you bet against the team that 80% of the casual fans are backing. The public is usually wrong. "Fading a tout" means betting the opposite of what a loud Instagram handicapper suggests.

Favorite: The team expected to win. They give points (e.g., -7). See "Chalk."

Futures: Bets on events happening far in the future (e.g., "Who will win the World Series?" placed in April). These are fun, but terrible investments. The bookmaker holds your money for 6 months, giving you zero interest, usually with a massive house edge built in.

G

Gross Win: The total amount won before expenses/losses. A meaningless number used by touts to make themselves look successful. "I won $50k!" (Yeah, but you lost $60k).

H

Handle: The total amount of money wagered on a specific game. "The handle on the Super Bowl was $150 million."

Handicapper: A person who analyzes sports events to predict the outcome. Also, a term for someone who sells picks (see: Tout).

Hedging: Placing a bet on the opposite side of your original wager to lock in a profit or minimize loss. Example: You bet $100 on a team at 50/1 to win the championship. They make the final. You bet on the other team to guarantee a payout no matter who wins. Some call it smart; others call it "reducing your expected value."

Hook: The half-point (.5) in a spread. Betting -3.5 is dangerous because if they win by 3, the "hook" kills you. Bookies love the hook. You should fear it.

J

Juice (Vig): The commission the bookie charges for taking your bet. Standard is -110 (bet $110 to win $100). That extra $10 is the juice. It is the price of admission. It is why you have to hit 52.38% of your bets just to break even.

K

Kelly Criterion: A mathematical formula used to determine the optimal size of a bet based on your edge and bankroll. It maximizes growth while minimizing the risk of going broke. Warning: Full Kelly betting is volatile and not for the faint of heart. Most pros use "Fractional Kelly" (e.g., betting half of what the formula suggests) to keep their blood pressure manageable.

L

Limit: The maximum amount a sportsbook will allow you to bet. If you start winning too much, they will lower your limits to $5. It’s called "getting limited," and it’s a badge of honor (and a massive inconvenience).

Line Shopping: The act of checking multiple sportsbooks to find the best odds. If Book A has the Bills at -3 and Book B has them at -2.5, and you bet at Book A, you are throwing money away. Always shop. It is the easiest way to increase your ROI.

Lock: A term used by scam artists to sell you picks. There is no such thing as a lock. Sports are random. If someone tells you a game is a "lock," put your hand on your wallet and run in the opposite direction.

M

Middle: The dream scenario. You bet Team A at +4.5 and Team B at -2.5. If the favorite wins by 3 or 4, you win BOTH bets. You have "middled" the game. This usually happens when lines move significantly.

Moneyline: A simple bet on who will win. No spreads. Favorites pay less (e.g., -200), underdogs pay more (e.g., +170).

Mush: A gambler who is notorious for losing. If a Mush bets on your team, you are in trouble. Based on the character from A Bronx Tale.

N

Nickel: A $500 bet.

O

Off the Board: A game that the sportsbook is refusing to take bets on, usually due to an injury uncertainty, weather, or suspicious activity.

Over/Under (Total): A bet on the combined score of both teams. Life is too short to bet the Under, but usually, the Under is the smarter bet because the public loves to cheer for points and overs.

P

Parlay: A wager that combines multiple bets into one. You must win ALL legs to win the bet. The payouts are huge, but the true odds are terrible. Sportsbooks make most of their profit from parlays. Treat them like lottery tickets, not investment strategies. Friends don't let friends bet 8-leg parlays.

Pick'em (PK): A game where neither team is favored. The spread is 0. Just pick the winner.

Prop Bet (Proposition): A bet on something other than the game outcome. "Will the coin toss be heads or tails?" "How many yards will the QB throw?" These markets are often softer (easier to beat) than the main lines because bookies spend less time pricing them.

Push: A tie between the bettor and the bookie. No money is lost or won. It feels like kissing your sister.

R

Reverse Line Movement (RLM): When the betting line moves in the opposite direction of the betting percentages. Example: 80% of bets are on the Cowboys, but the Cowboys move from -4 to -3. This implies that while the public is on the Cowboys, the "Sharp" money (larger, smarter bets) is on the opponent. Pay attention to this.

ROI (Return on Investment): (Profit / Total Amount Wagered) x 100. This is the only stat that matters. If you pick 60% winners but have a negative ROI because you bet huge favorites, you are a loser.

Runner: See "Beard".

S

Sharp: A professional bettor. Someone who wins long-term. They bet early, they bet numbers (not teams), and they move lines. They are the enemy of the sportsbook.

Square: The "Public." A recreational bettor who bets based on gut feeling, media hype, or who has the cooler jersey. Squares fund the entire industry. If you don't know who the square is at the table, it's you.

Steam: When a line moves rapidly across the entire betting market because a syndicate or respected group has hammered it. "Chasing steam" is trying to get the bet in before the line moves too far.

Straight Bet: A single wager on a single event. The bread and butter of a winning strategy.

Sucker Bet: A bet with a significantly higher house edge than normal. Examples: Buying 3 points, 10-team parlays, and the coin toss.

T

Teaser: A specialized parlay where you get to adjust the point spread in your favor (usually by 6 points in football). Example: Moving a -7 favorite to -1. It sounds like free money. It is not. The math is rigged against you unless you stick to the "Wong Teaser" strategy (look it up).

Total: See "Over/Under".

Tout: A person who sells sports picks. The industry is full of frauds. If they were really that good at betting, they wouldn't need your $50/month subscription. They would be on a yacht in Monaco.

U

Unit: A standard measure of bet size, typically 1% of your bankroll. Using "units" allows bettors with different bankrolls to compare records. "I'm up 5 units" sounds better than "I won $25."

V

Value: Getting a better price than the true probability of the event implies. If you flip a coin (50/50 chance) and someone offers you +110 odds on Heads, that is value. You should bet that until you die, even if Tails hits 5 times in a row.

Variance: The ups and downs of betting. You can be a winning bettor and lose 10 games in a row. That is variance. It is why bankroll management exists. It is also why you drink.

Vig: See "Juice".

W

Whale: A wealthy bettor who bets massive amounts but is generally a "square" (bad bettor). Sportsbooks love whales. They will send private jets for whales. They do not send jets for Sharps; they send account closure emails.

Wise Guy: An informed, sharp bettor.